How To Build Your Very Own Escape Room For Kids!
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/0 Comments/in THE BLOG, The Daddy Files/by Chris ReadBe The G.O.A.T. By Giving The Gift Of … A Goat!
/32 Comments/in THE BLOG/by Chris ReadIt occurred to me recently, that with the hectic schedule we have been keeping, I hadn’t been budgeting in time to continue teaching the kids about the importance of giving back. We are so blessed with the ability to put our kids in the sports they want and to not worry about things like not having food on the table, that it’s easy to forget that not everyone is so fortunate.
After learning about Plan International Canada’s Gifts of Hope program and looking through the various gifts with my kids, I decided that this would be my ask for Father’s Day this year. My ultimate hope is to set an example for my kids in showing them that providing a gift for someone else can be a gift in itself.

Plan International Canada is a global children’s rights and gender equality organization, and the Gifts of Hope are not symbolic, they make a real difference. The gift you choose is the gift someone will physically receive. For instance, the $75 for a goat goes directly to a goat program that purchases goats and provides training in raising and breeding goats in countries like Cameroon. Not surprisingly, the gift of a goat was my kids’ favourite option.
While there are more than 50 gifts to choose from in the Gifts of Hope catalogue, there was one that stood out above the rest for me. Strong Dad, Strong Family helps facilitate community fathers’ groups, where men can meet to learn and talk about such topics as maternal, newborn and child health, sexual and reproductive health including family planning, and men’s roles in these areas. There could be no better gift this Father’s Day than to help other dads around the globe!
It doesn’t take much to have a huge impact and with gifts starting at just $10, there’s something for every type of budget. Please take a moment to check out the Gifts of Hope catalogue and take a minute to be the GOAT (Greatest Of All-Time) for someone who truly needs it!

Disclosure: This post was sponsored by Plan Canada.
A Naked Wall Is A Boring Wall
/0 Comments/in THE BLOG/by Chris ReadWe have lived in our current house for almost 10 years and for some reason I only just recently started noticing that we had a lot of empty wall space. I think a large part of the problem is that we use social media so much to share pictures these days, that I rarely get anything physically printed to put up around the house.
It was perfect timing when I received a message from BestCanvas.ca asking if I wanted to collaborate with them, because a wonderful account on Instagram had just created a beautiful artwork of my daughter from her last gymnastics event and I knew we had to do something with it.

I browsed the BestCanvas.ca website and found the perfect Canvas Print almost immediately! Having never ordered a canvas print online before, I wasn’t quite sure what to expect, but I can now tell you with 100% certainty that not only did my daughter love the print, which we gave her for her 9th birthday, but it’s going to look amazing next to her trophy case!
You didn’t think I was going to leave you empty-handed, did you?? If you use the code CANADIANDAD when checking out at BestCanvas.ca, you will get 15% off your order! I’d love to take all the credit for this but really it was BestCanvas.ca’s doing. If you do end up ordering something, please feel free to share it on social media and tag me so I can see how great your canvas print looks!

Disclosure: I received a complimentary canvas print in exchange for this post and yes, I will be using my own discount code to order more prints in the future.
Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week!
/0 Comments/in Funniest Tweets, THE BLOG/by Chris ReadIt’s time to laugh with some of the funniest parents from around the internet! Each week we’ll share what we deem to be the funniest tweets about parenting, so you can spend you Monday mornings laughing out loud for strangers on the bus!
My toddler found a huge box of Band-Aids, so now everything we own is "all better."
— Nathan Gregory (@MrGirlDad) March 31, 2019
The garbage was overflowing in the kitchen, so I asked my son to take it out. His response: “But we’re so close to setting a record!”
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) March 28, 2019
This is why some animals eat their young.
Kids aren’t food critics, that implies they’ll actually try things. Let’s be honest, they’re food bigots.
— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) March 28, 2019
5 min: we’re leaving soon. Is everyone ready?
— No Idea: Daddy Blog (@byclintedwards) March 25, 2019
Kids: yup!
3 min: get everything you need!
Kids: ok!
0 min: let’s go.
Kid 1: where’s bun-bun!!!
Kid 2: I can’t find my shoes!
Kid 3: ** explosive diarrhea **
I have a hard time relating to non parents. They’re always doing fancy things like “eating hot food ” or “drinking for pleasure” or “sleeping normally.”
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) March 28, 2019
Uppity assholes.
[1989]
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) March 28, 2019
*ice cream truck music*
Me: Can I get one? Please?
My Mom: No, ugh are you kidding that thing is such a rip off!
[2019]
My Son: Ooh, can I-
My Mom: How much for the whole truck?
I just clipped my 6 year old’s toe nails. He collected all of the toe nails then put them under his pillow. I asked what he was doing and his reply was “I am about to find out if I can make any money from these!”
— Cydni Beer (@cydbeer) March 29, 2019
Sometimes I can’t tell the difference between a cat’s meows and my 3yo’s whines, partially because I’m a shitty dad but mostly because my toddler is an animal.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) March 29, 2019
5yo: *burp*
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) March 31, 2019
Me: Please don't do that at the table.
5yo: It's not me it's my body.
Me:
5yo: What do you want me to do? swallow my burp!?
Me:
5yo: Do you want me to die!!?
Me: Just use your manners.
5yo: *burp* excuse me! *fart*
Me: Sigh….
The weather is warming up so now the kids can finally go outside and get some fresh air while they play on their phones.
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) March 30, 2019
My greatest mom super power is being able to sense when someone in the house has opened a bottle of water when they already have an unfinished one floating around somewhere.
— ωнαтѕαяαнѕαι∂ (@tinyandtired) March 26, 2019
My kids live by the saying, "You are what you eat" by wearing 75 percent of what they were eating at the end of every meal.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) March 27, 2019
Never ask your sons how often they change their underwear if you’re not prepared to live with that knowledge.
— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) March 26, 2019
Pediatrician: I recommend no more than 30 minutes of screen time for children under 10
— The Dadvocate (@thedadvocate01) March 31, 2019
Me: I’d like to get a second opinion
My kids love practicing piano so much that they check how much time have left to practice after every note
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) March 26, 2019
BASEBALL MOM: so we had Caleb at the batting cages all winter and he attended all-star camp over spring break
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) March 30, 2019
ME: pretty sure my son’s reaction time’s improved since last season cuz he plays so much Fortnite
From the other room, I just heard my daughter say, "Daddy can fix it! He can fix ANYTHING!"
— Nathan Gregory (@MrGirlDad) March 31, 2019
Unless "it" is a Pop-Tart, I think she's about to be extremely disappointed.










