If You Want To Destroy My Sweater
We all have our vices. For some, it’s smoking or gambling. Even children may have a special blankie or stuffed animal that they can’t live without. Maybe your thing is a nightly glass of scotch. Not to worry, there’s no judgement here. I was actually unaware of my unhealthy obsession until a friend pointed it out to me the other day. My “thing”, as it turns out, is my obscure decision to continually wear the same argyle sweater anytime I am heading out to an event, or family function, or grocery shopping, or to get the mail, or to work, or…you get the point.
The truth is, I have no idea why I was gravitating to that particular sweater but I’m guessing it has something to do with my recent weight loss. You see, there isn’t a lot of nice clothes out there for us short and rounds, so I had been getting by on heavy sweaters and button up shirts that were way too big. When I recently reached the stage where I could fit into a nice piece of clothing such as the aforementioned argyle sweater, I guess my brain when in to shock and kept leading me towards it at every turn.
I really had no idea how bad it had gotten until the third person mentioned it, which then led me to take a peek at my recent photo albums…
That is only half of the pictures I had to choose from. In other news, the sweater in question has now been sent on a short vacation while I investigate my closet for other items…
lol that is so funny, I always associate Canadian Dad and an argyle sweater, but I thought you had a lot of them! I totally didn’t realize it was all the same sweater lol Good time to go boxing week shopping?
Yes, it’s a closet of all the same clothes, just like Peter Griffin.. LOL
As long as it is washed, I see no issue with it.
I say wear it proud! 🙂 it could totally be your brand. lol 😛
The Argyle Dad?
But that sweater looks great on you!
Too funny. We all have our favourite shirts/sweaters in our wardrobe that we pull out for special occasions. I know I do!
I need to do a few more sit ups before it fits properly now… ;D
Dude it can totally be your “thing”. Canadian Dad… the one sweater dude
I LOVE that shirt!!!
Thanks!