It’s time to laugh with some of the funniest parents from around the internet! Each week we’ll share what we deem to be the funniest tweets about parenting, so you can spend you Monday mornings laughing out loud for strangers on the bus!
My toddler found a huge box of Band-Aids, so now everything we own is "all better."
I have a hard time relating to non parents. They’re always doing fancy things like “eating hot food ” or “drinking for pleasure” or “sleeping normally.”
I just clipped my 6 year old’s toe nails. He collected all of the toe nails then put them under his pillow. I asked what he was doing and his reply was “I am about to find out if I can make any money from these!”
Sometimes I can’t tell the difference between a cat’s meows and my 3yo’s whines, partially because I’m a shitty dad but mostly because my toddler is an animal.
5yo: *burp* Me: Please don't do that at the table. 5yo: It's not me it's my body. Me: 5yo: What do you want me to do? swallow my burp!? Me: 5yo: Do you want me to die!!? Me: Just use your manners. 5yo: *burp* excuse me! *fart* Me: Sigh….
My greatest mom super power is being able to sense when someone in the house has opened a bottle of water when they already have an unfinished one floating around somewhere.
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