Sh*t My Kids Say #1 – The Bad Dream
Kids are funny people. They really have no concept of right or wrong, they don’t know not to call people fat or stupid and they have no idea how hilarious their imaginary stories are to adults.
That has led me to the decision to create a new section here at Canadian Dad called “Sh*t My Kids Say”. I know, I know, it’s a semi dirty word but this is my blog and I’ll swear if I want to, LOL.
The first edition of this category features a conversation my son and I had about a bad dream he had the night before and it goes a little something like this.
D: “Luke, how come you came into our bed last night?”
L: “I had a bad dream”
D: “What was your bad dream about?”
L: “Your shirt”
D: “What?”
L: “Your shirt”
D: “What did my shirt do to you?”
L: “It’s blue”
D: “Are you afraid of the colour blue?”
L: “Noooooo, boop, boop, boop”
D: “???????”
End of Conversation.
I was pretty sure by the end of this conversation that he hadn’t been paying attention to me the whole time but I’m still sort of confused by the end result. Oh well, I’m sure I’ll have better luck the next time….
No doubt this will be my fav. section!!
Now if they would only create content on a regular schedule….